Pavabotti performza – Stoppa de pressa
Fora mya nexta showa I willa bee goin’ ona the overseas trip to the lovely islandio ofa the Isle of Wight on Saturday 18 April, for The Cream Tease at the Ventnor Winter Gardens, 8pm-midnight. Box office: 01983 857581.
The fabuloso dancer Lady Catalina (she ‘as many fans) is organisin’ the first burlesque show ona the island for more thana 60 years and ‘as invited me to add a touch of the operatic class to a stupendous inernatzionale cavalcadio of talentio. You ainta nevva ‘ad so mucha ofa the cream witha thisa tease! Ita willa bee alla Wight ona the night! (I izza the master ofa the punna, no?)
Azza you canna see below I ‘ave gota the spezialo pair of the flourescentio swimmin’ trunkza in the shapea ofa the Islandio of Wight. I thoughta I might az wella swim ova cos the ferry it iza bit pricey, innit?
Bene prego pizza.
Pava B xxxx
Pavabotti prepares to swim to the Isle of Wight
Ifa you wanna ava looka at what mya act izza like then ‘ave a butcherzza atta my recentio perfomancio inna the noo yeario in ‘Itchin in ‘Eartfordshire.
Azza you see froma the peecture below I ‘ave decided to ‘elp fight for the environment by adoptin’ the minimillisimo approach. No unneccesary props or clozes (coztumes, they izz so expensive) and evena mya balloon izza greena. Anda azza you see someone izza tryin’ to get ita fora the reclyclin’, for the noo year partie, I expecta.
Ere izza whata the bellisimo peoples of Hitchin though ofa mya performance:
“Thanks very much to Pavabotti for turning up at such short notice – he was absolutely brilliant and I would recommend him. Professional, entertaining and mm mm he has the sweetest ass!” – Paulybx, organiser, Dolly Remixture, December 2008.
“I saw you last night at the Dolly remixture gig in Hitchin, fab stuff, so brilliant and funny. Keep it up!” – Sharon Cooper, December 2008.
Pavabotti gets some 'elping 'ands in 'itchen. Photograph by Sosij
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Pavabotti 
December 30, 2008 at 1:54 am
Hello pavabotti, I saw you last night at the Dolly remixture gig in Hitchin, fab stuff, so brilliant and funny. Keep it up!
March 25, 2009 at 3:11 pm
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