Pavabotti

Pavabotti at Proud Camden

pavabotti — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 17:09:07 +0000

Donna missa mya Christmas gigs at Proud Camden on Friday 23 and 30 December at Burlesque in the Kitchen. You get to eat the greata fooda while I singa for mya supper.

See: http://www.proudcamden.com/kitchen

Ciao, chuck! Pavabotti in Liverpool

pavabotti — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 20:14:19 +0000

Ciao to alla mya frendza in loveli Liverpool! I izza comin’ to entertain alla you scouzzies, azza you canna see froma the poster wot I ‘as posted below.

Izza like comin’ to mya secondo ‘ome coz my granny, she wazza froma the Land ofa the Liver birds, innit. (Anda she alwayza fancied Ringo – wella, ita takes alla kinds, don’t eet!)

I izz singin’ at the magnifico Mo*Nique’s, the newa nightaspot fora the discernin’ burly lovers. So save mea a bita ofa the Eastera egga anda seea youa soona, innita!

Pava B xxx

Pavabotti in Germany

pavabotti — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 22:10:29 +0000

Willkommen, meine freunde!

Pavabotti eez off to Deutchsland to see ‘is Germanio freunds and ze Germanios izza alwayza takin’ their clothes off at the drop offa the Damenschlupfer so we shoulda get on sehr gut, ja!

Here’s the poster from the fantastically talentio Miss Piranja wot is organizin thees event.

Pava B xxx

p.s. Deutschland eez down a bit from Brighton and turn left, right? That eez left nota righta, right? Oh you know what I meana… per’aps I ‘ad better takea the Satnav, innit.

Rock 'n' Tease with Pavabotti, March 19th, 2011

Pavabotti en Paris! Oui la la!

pavabotti — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 20:22:48 +0000

Pavabotti loses his balloons in Paris

Ciao, mes amis!

Je suis went to Gay Paree! Mais vous understand mon braves that je izza the babe magneto wot ‘azza le body pour les femme pour l’amour mais ifa vouz hommes wanna le butcher’s, please vouzselves. Azza vouz can see les ladeez wanted le souvenir!

Ici le details ofa le gig et le tableau pour encouragement pour vouz to arrive when I go to Paris pour encore!

“Deuxième Etage, Porte Gauche”, un spectacle burlesque. Le Passage vers les Etoiles at 17 Cité Joly, Paris, France, 6 November · 21:30 – 23:30.

Excusi, moi Francais le crap – I izza from Italia.

Prego, coq au vin, pizza, rosbif,

Pavabotti – Le Tenor Nu (Oui la la, missus…)

http://www.facebook.com/valentinadelpearls?v=photos#!/album.php?aid=253328&id=678850788

Pavabotti witha the burly beauties, Valentina del Pearls, Kitty Cointreau and Vendetta Vain

Valentina with mya crown jewels!

Pavabotti at Dr Sketchy London – spot the difference

pavabotti — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 18:16:23 +0000

I ‘ad the great time posin’ for the artistico types at Dr Sketchy ata the Royalio Vauxhall Taverna. ‘Ere are two peectures of mya specialio ‘The Theenker’ pose wot izza inspired by the great artistico type Rodin who was doin’ the sculptures of the naked peoples likea me alla the time, though mosta them did nota ‘ave the magnifico body likea mine, exceptin for that Balzac blokea. You too can ‘ave a taste of the fun ofa the nighta by copyin’ from ‘ere and you can also playa Spot the Difference. Nota spota the ball, azza someone suggested…anda azza you canna see there ainta no problemios witha the foreshortenin’…

Peecture 1

Peecture 2

Photographs by Bobby Vadar, and ‘ere are some ofa the queek sketches the Dr Sketchy artisticos did showing offa my magnifico proportions.

Pavabotti in Brighton at Ministry of Burlesque High Tease and Kitty Cointreau’s BraHaHa at Brighton Festival

pavabotti — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 11:25:12 +0000

Ciao – I izz dippin’ my bad toe in the sea in Brighton thizza year. I just dun the show fora the ‘igh teasers of the Ministry of Burlesque at The Komedia in Brighton and I izz comin back for the big and beautiful Brighton Festival in May for Kitty Cointreau’s BraHaHa on 13 May at The Brunswick:

https://www.brightonfestivalfringe.org.uk/ticketing/listing.aspx?ev=1838&et=20&ed=8867

Alla deese peectures below izza taken bya the greata Chris at the Brighton Photographic:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/brightonphotographic/4477021210/in/set-72157623594344963/

Click to view slideshow.

Anda you can see The Komedia video at:

http://castlist.tv/video/145/Pavabotti%2C+The+Naked+Tenor+-+O+Sole+Mio

Pavabotti live in Tooting on youtube

pavabotti — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 01:19:06 +0000

Ciao to alla my fanz!

Wella, ‘ere eet izz – for alla you cheapskates who wanna see mya show without payin’ for eet, I ‘ave uploaded (or izz it downloaded? Ora maybe wrongaloaded - who knowza, innit) the youizzathetube video ofa mya acta.

p.sa… thees izza onli the firsta bit – you still ‘ave to pay (an eetza worth eet) to see me in allaa mya gloriosi.

Prego… etceterati…

Pava B

Pavabotti at Dr Sketchy London

pavabotti — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 02:34:57 +0000

Ciao to alla mya fanza!

I expecta you azza bin wonderin’ why you ‘ave adda no comunicatizione froma me thisa noo yeara of two thousandio and tenna, especially cos eet eez the very importantio year for the bellisimo tenor wot izza likea me (two thousand and tenna, geddit?).

Letta me tella you my talea of woeo. Azza the persone from the ‘ot part ofa the world (wot ain’t Ingladio, innit… coz I izz froma the Med, which izza mucha ‘otta) I saw alla the whita stuff you calla snow ova Christmas and i thought what a greata floor for practisin’ my tappa dancin’ fora mya noo routine.

BIG MISTAKIO!

I go fora the step-bollock-change, likea the greata Gene Kellio, and I changea mya life instead coz I breaka the ankle and now I azza more metalio in my ankle than the forth or fiftha bridgea; i azza so many surgical screws in my leg thata I am totally screwed, innit…

But I makea the best of the situazioni and I accepta the invitazione to pose withouta the usual Pava moves ata the Dr Sketchy’s in London, whicha izza the place where the artistio like wot you guys izz can draw me when I ainta movin’.

Wella, I tell you I ain’ta goin’ nowhere fast so catcha me still fora the change at Dr Sketchy’s ata the Royal Vauxhall Tavern on Wednesday, April 14. I ‘ave attached the peecture to geta you alla inspired for the evenin’.

Prego, pizza, lasagne, ravioli,

Pava B xxx

For details, please see: www.drsketchylondon.co.uk

Pavabotti prepares for his appearance at Dr Sketchy's

Roxy’s Rendevouz with Pavabotti

pavabotti — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:41:37 +0000

Roxy Twirls invited me downa to her rendevouz in ‘er Southampton lair and azza you can see from the pecture by Chris Meaney we both gotta so excited at performin’ together.

Roxy, you canna twirla my balloons anytime!!??**?!

Roxy Twirls gets to grips with Pavabotti

And ‘ere are some other photos wot the great people of Southampton took:

Pavabotti flies low at Roxy's Rendevouz

Pavabotti controls his enthusiasm

Britain’s Got Pavabotti’s Talent Tour

pavabotti — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 01:06:38 +0000

‘Allo to alla my new fanza who saw me on Britain’s Got Talent and to alla my olda fanz who ‘ave missed seein’ the babe magneto – thatza me, innit!

Donna worry ifa you missed my ten secondos ofa fame on the Simon Cowell extravamoneyganza, Britain Itza Gotta the Talentio, Ain’t It. Maybe Susan went offa the Boyle but I izz still hot… azza you can see from my specialo Britain’s Got Pavabotti’s Talent touring poster, below!

And ‘ere izza wherea u canna see me in alla my glory. I ama goin’ on the UK tour, startin’ ina the Islandio of Wight, through Londinium – azza we Romano Empire peoples used to call eet – and goin’ north to Yorkshire and east to East Anglia azza well anda backa to London again. Here are details ofa mya latest gigs anda the oneza what I a’ve already done, innit:

Pavabotti nexta performza ina Southampton ata Let’s Misbehave – well, I izza alwayza ona mya besta be’aviour buta perhapza I letta mya ‘air downa fora thizza one coz it izza ‘osted bya the loveley Miss Roxy Twirls anda she izza enough to makea any manza ‘ead spin. Let’s Misbehave at The Soul Cellar, 78 West Quay Road, Southampton SO14 7FW on Sunday 20 September. Doors open at 7pm, show starts at 7.30pm. See:

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=141971874808

Pavabotti appeared with the delicious Knickerbocker Glories in Hot Sundae at Tooting Tram & Social on Sunday 16 August. Anda wazza alla free!!! Grazi for the standin’ ovation froma my fanza ina Tootin’. See poster below and alla the details ona the loveley ladies at:

http://www.facebook.com/editevent.php?edit_guests&eid=123521793280#/event.php?eid=123521793280

Pavabotti starred at The Cream Tease – The Studio, Newport, Isle of Wight, on June 20th. Anda asa you canna see from the pecture below the paparazzi even climb up into the roof to getta the snatcha shot ofa mya performance.

http://www.facebook.com/s.php?q=cream+tease&init=q&sid=98be513b0a5172c1cc8339aeec9614b6#/group.php?sid=98be513b0a5172c1cc8339aeec9614b6&gid=84663666935&ref=search

Pavabotti on the Isle of Wight

Pavabotti performed in London at Finger in the Pie Cabaret on Sunday 5th July at 7pm at Madame Jo Jo’s. Azza you can see in the picture below, I putta mya best chesta forward for the sophisticated London peoples of Soho, coz I knows that they appreciatio the flesh feasta.

Pavabotti at Madame Jo Jo's, Finger In the Pie

http://www.facebook.com/s.php?q=finger+in+the+pie&init=q&sid=1026cb4152337f685dc2c6b140837289#/group.php?sid=1026cb4152337f685dc2c6b140837289&gid=31315001732&ref=search

Anda Pavabotti made his Yorkshire debut at first monthly Wet Spot burlesque cabaret in Leeds goes on July 18th, witha standin’ ovation fora the world famoos Naked Nessun Dorma.

Pavabotti at The Wet Spot, Leeds

Pavabotti -The Naked Tenor

Pavabotti - or is it Elvis?

www.thewetspotleeds.co.uk

And then I wenta to Norwich fora the “Camp It Up Cabaret”. I wazza proud to support the LGBT peoples (Lovely Great Bumtelicious Types, I theenk!!??!!) what were ‘aving the first Norwich LGBT Pride witha stonking cabaret – wot I wazz takin’ part in - at the Norwich Arts Centre on Friday, July 24. See Facebook for alla the lowdown:

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=3020401&op=1&view=all&subj=1391037208&id=531785869#/album.php?aid=120268&id=531785869&page=4

Pavabotti at Camp It Up Cabaret, Norwich, by Anita Sirinivasan