Wella, ‘ere eet izz – for alla you cheapskates who wanna see mya show without payin’ for eet, I ‘ave uploaded (or izz it downloaded? Ora maybe wrongaloaded - who knowza, innit) the youizzathetube video ofa mya acta.
p.sa… thees izza onli the firsta bit – you still ‘ave to pay (an eetza worth eet) to see me in allaa mya gloriosi.
