Ciao, chuck! Pavabotti in Liverpool

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on April 21, 2011 by pavabotti

Ciao to alla mya frendza in loveli Liverpool! I izza comin’ to entertain alla you scouzzies, azza you canna see froma the poster wot I ‘as posted below.

Izza like comin’ to mya secondo ‘ome coz my granny, she wazza froma the Land ofa the Liver birds, innit. (Anda she alwayza fancied Ringo – wella, ita takes alla kinds, don’t eet!)

I izz singin’ at the magnifico Mo*Nique’s, the newa nightaspot fora the discernin’ burly lovers. So save mea a bita ofa the Eastera egga anda seea youa soona, innita!

Pava B xxx

What they say about Pavabotti

Posted in burlesque, burlesque opera, comedy, comic opera, naked opera, Pavabotti, Pavabotti - The Naked Tenor, The Naked Tenor with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 29, 2008 by pavabotti

 

A bigga hello to alla ma fanza, over thee globa,

Thees izz whata my agent he writa abouta me below. I atea thizza publiciti lark. Eez so deeficult being the celeb. The paparazzi, they evena stalka me while I relaxa ona the beach, azza you see froma the peecture. They tooka one looka at me and saida they wanted me to be likea your Kinga Canuts holdin backa the ocean with nothing buta the forcea ofa ma hugea personaliti. I thinka Englanda eet willa bea safe froma the globala warmeeng aftera ma efforts but I tella you my tiny handa was frozen afta thisa lark.

Ciao bella prego pizza,

Your gooda frenda,

Pava xxx

The Naked Tenor combines a beautiful tenor voice with the finest traditions of the burlesque to produce an unusual comic performance that strips opera to its bare essentials. Read below what people who have seen his O Sole Strippo Mio and Naughty Nessun Dorma have said about this unique performer.

Photograph by Tom Sloan

“Pavabotti was the hit of the night… a truly fine tenor voice… the biggest laugh of the night… the audience would not let him leave without an encore.  He left the stage to thunderous applause – it was like seeing the great Maestro himself.”
Remotegoat review of London Burlesque Social Club by Philip Herbert, July 2008.

“Pavabotti is a fantastic act for those of us who have always held the belief that opera and unconventional striptease is an underappreciated combination. The larger-than-life performer is the darling of the ladies in the audience.
www.thelondonword.com/2009/02/wam-bam-thank-you-mam/ Review of the Wam Bam Club at the Soho Revue Bar by Alice Anokhina, February 2009.

“Je vous ai vu au show de Valentina del Pearls, superbe et très drôle.” Yann Fougeray, a new French fan at Deuxième Etage, Porte Gauche, in Paris, November 2010.

“La Scala’s loss is our gain.” The Guardian, April 2009.

“Isn’t Pavabotti just the most genius act ever?” Helen Grant, promoter, Cabaret Variete, High Wycombe, August 2010.

“A wonderfully talented singer and performer.” Ryvita von Cheese, promoter, The Wet Spot, Leeds, July 2009.

“Thanks very much to Pavabotti for turning up at such short notice – he was absolutely brilliant and I would recommend him; professional, entertaining.”
Paulybx, promoter, Dolly Remixture, on www.ministryofburlesque.com, December 2008.

“Pavabotti was hilarious. What an excellent performance.” Jen Court, on Facebook, after Roxy’s Rendevous, Southampton, September 2009.

“Pavabotti! Wet panties from wee dribble. Brilliant!” Katie Donson-Howe, on Facebook, Cabaret Variete,  High Wycombe, August 2010.

“You were amazing. I thoroughly enjoyed your show! Thank you so much for making my Sunday. xx” Caroline McKelvey, on Facebook, after Roxy’s Rendevous, Southampton, September 2009.

“Pavabotti went do sooo well with the hen party!   Brilliant work.” Ruth Morgan, on Facebook, after Cabaret Variete,  Nag’s Head, High Wycombe, August 2010.

“Thanks for a fab performance.” Lucy Enskat,  promoter, Camp It Up Cabaret for Hocus Pocus Theatre, Norwich, July 2009.

“Everyone I met loved your act, and the fantastic singing really impressed.” Richard Quigley, compere,  April 2009.

“You were amazing. Everyone loved you!” Lady Catrina, organiser, Isle of Wight Cream Tease, April 2009.

“You were fabulous. Never seen anything quite like it… tee hee. Awesome. Can’t wait to perform on the same bill as u again.” Candy Heart,  April 2009.

“The Wam Bam Club. Quality variety line-up with some of the best acts on the circuit: burlesquers Agent Lynch and Lili la Scala, cheeky Pavabotti…” Time Out, November 2008.

“A classically trained singer who strips as he sings… now that is what we call multi-tasking! What a great surprise treat for the bride!”
www.thehenproject.com, the website with quality services to make your hen life easier, January 2009.

“Famous tenor Pavabotti…”
Time Out, October 2008.

“My Mum just couldn’t stop laughing throughout your whole act.”
Miss Lady Cheek, Lollipop Lounge, Cheltenham, October 2008.

“An awesome performance.
Jinxed Kitten, photographer.

“I loved your act.”
Diane Lowe, of Neolestat, burlesque and alternative cabaret photography.

“That was great; everyone is talking about your act.”
Louise Orchestron-Findlay, Editor, Who’s Jack magazine, and Shoreditch Shuffle organiser, September 2008.

“You certainly got the audience going…”
Fred Bear, of Bearlesque, at Brighton Pride Hobgoblin gig, August 2008.

“The first time I saw your act, you stole the show… and you’ve just done it again.”
Sauve DJ at Chaz Royale’s International London Burlesque Social Club at the Apothecary, July 2008.

“There’s something about your act that makes you think: did I really just see that?”
Velvet London, organiser, London Burlesque Meet-Up, March 2008.

“I have heard more than one praising your set as one of the highlights of the night.”
Ernesto Sarezale, organiser, Royal Vauxhall Tavern Glam Slam, July 2008.

“That was very, very, very funny.”
Ava Golding, burlesque singer, Madame Jo Jo’s, February 2008.

“You are fabulous – congratulations on doing so well.”
Indiana Belle, www.burlesquebaby.com, July 2008.

“You crashed through all the boundaries there…”
Club-goer at Madame Jo Jo’s, March 2008.

“The best view is from behind…”
Rose Thorne, burlesque star, September, 2009.

“Funny performance… shocked me”
Mister Joe Black (described on his website as ‘the anti-christ of cabaret…  never afraid to cross the boundaries of good taste’) on Twitter, September, 2009.  http://twitter.com/misterjoeblack/status/4133032537

Pavabotti has appeared in London at Finger in The Pie Cabaret, Madame Jo Jo’s, the Wam Bam Club, Chaz Royale’s International London Burlesque Social Club, the Royal Vauxhall Tavern Glam Slam, Cheese ‘n’ Crackers at the Leicester Square Theatre, Hot Sundae at the Tooting Tram & Social, the Shoreditch Shuffle, the Amused Moose comedy club in Soho, Roxy’s Rendevous in Southampton, for Brighton Pride at the Hobgoblin, the Cream Tease on the Isle of Wight, at A Night of Beauty and Burlesque at The Stamford Arms, the Lollipop Lounge in Cheltenham, Dolly Remixture in Hitchin, for Norwich Pride at the Norwich Arts Centre and The Wet Spot in Leeds.

Contact Pavabotti at:

pavabotti@yahoo.com

Telephone: 07763 223041

http://www.myspace.com/pavabotti

http://www.facebook.com/pavabotti

http://www.ministryofburlesque.com/members/pavabotti-albums.html

 

 

 

Pavabotti at Proud Camden

Posted in Uncategorized on December 3, 2011 by pavabotti

Donna missa  mya Christmas gigs at Proud Camden on Friday 23 and 30 December at Burlesque in the Kitchen. You get to eat the greata fooda while I singa for mya supper.

See: http://www.proudcamden.com/kitchen

Pavabotti in Germany

Posted in Uncategorized on February 19, 2011 by pavabotti

Willkommen, meine freunde!

Pavabotti eez off to Deutchsland to see ‘is Germanio freunds and ze Germanios izza alwayza takin’ their clothes off at the drop offa the Damenschlupfer so we shoulda get on sehr gut, ja!

Here’s the poster from the fantastically talentio Miss Piranja wot is organizin thees event.

Pava B xxx

p.s.  Deutschland eez down a bit from Brighton and turn left, right? That eez left nota righta, right? Oh you know what I meana…  per’aps I ‘ad better takea the Satnav, innit.

Rock 'n' Tease with Pavabotti, March 19th, 2011

Pavabotti en Paris! Oui la la!

Posted in burlesque, burlesque opera, comedy, comic opera, Leeds burlesque, naked opera, Pavabotti, Pavabotti - The Naked Tenor, The Naked Tenor, Uncategorized on November 24, 2010 by pavabotti

Pavabotti loses his balloons in Paris

Ciao, mes amis!

Je suis went to Gay Paree! Mais vous understand mon braves that je izza the babe magneto wot ‘azza le body pour les femme pour l’amour mais ifa vouz hommes wanna le butcher’s, please vouzselves. Azza vouz can see les  ladeez wanted le souvenir!

Ici le details ofa le gig et le tableau pour encouragement pour vouz to arrive when I go to Paris pour encore!

“Deuxième Etage, Porte Gauche”, un spectacle burlesque. Le Passage vers les Etoiles at 17 Cité Joly, Paris, France, 6 November · 21:30 – 23:30.

Excusi, moi Francais le crap – I izza from Italia.

Prego,  coq au vin, pizza, rosbif,

Pavabotti – Le Tenor Nu (Oui la la, missus…)

http://www.facebook.com/valentinadelpearls?v=photos#!/album.php?aid=253328&id=678850788

Pavabotti witha the burly beauties, Valentina del Pearls, Kitty Cointreau and Vendetta Vain

Valentina with mya crown jewels!

Pavabotti at Dr Sketchy London – spot the difference

Posted in burlesque, burlesque opera, comedy, comic opera, Dr Sketchy London, Leeds burlesque, naked opera, Pavabotti, Pavabotti - The Naked Tenor, The Naked Tenor with tags , , , , , , , , on June 3, 2010 by pavabotti

I ‘ad the great time posin’ for the artistico types at Dr Sketchy ata the Royalio Vauxhall Taverna. ‘Ere are two peectures of mya specialio ‘The Theenker’ pose wot izza inspired by the great artistico type Rodin who was doin’ the sculptures of the naked peoples likea me alla the time, though mosta them did nota ‘ave the magnifico body likea mine, exceptin for that Balzac blokea.  You too can ‘ave a taste of the fun ofa the nighta by copyin’ from ‘ere and you can also playa Spot the Difference. Nota spota the ball, azza someone suggested…anda azza you canna see there ainta no problemios witha the foreshortenin’…

Peecture 1

Peecture 2

Photographs by Bobby Vadar, and ‘ere are some ofa the queek sketches the Dr Sketchy artisticos  did showing offa my magnifico proportions.

Pavabotti in Brighton at Ministry of Burlesque High Tease and Kitty Cointreau’s BraHaHa at Brighton Festival

Posted in burlesque, burlesque opera, comedy, comic opera, naked opera, Pavabotti, Pavabotti - The Naked Tenor, The Naked Tenor with tags , , , , , on April 2, 2010 by pavabotti

Ciao – I izz dippin’ my bad toe in the sea in Brighton thizza year. I just dun the show fora the ‘igh teasers of the Ministry of Burlesque at The Komedia in Brighton and I izz comin back for the big and beautiful Brighton Festival in May for Kitty Cointreau’s BraHaHa on 13 May at The Brunswick:

https://www.brightonfestivalfringe.org.uk/ticketing/listing.aspx?ev=1838&et=20&ed=8867

Alla deese peectures below izza taken bya the greata Chris at the Brighton Photographic:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/brightonphotographic/4477021210/in/set-72157623594344963/

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Anda you can see The  Komedia video at:

http://castlist.tv/video/145/Pavabotti%2C+The+Naked+Tenor+-+O+Sole+Mio

Pavabotti live in Tooting on youtube

Posted in burlesque, burlesque opera, comedy, comic opera, naked opera, Pavabotti, Pavabotti - The Naked Tenor, The Naked Tenor, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 17, 2010 by pavabotti

Ciao to alla my fanz!

Wella, ‘ere eet izz – for alla you cheapskates who wanna see mya show without payin’ for eet, I ‘ave uploaded (or izz it downloaded? Ora maybe wrongaloaded -  who knowza, innit) the youizzathetube video ofa mya acta.

p.sa… thees izza onli the firsta bit – you still ‘ave to pay (an eetza worth eet) to see me in allaa mya gloriosi.

Prego… etceterati…

Pava B

Pavabotti at Dr Sketchy London

Posted in burlesque, burlesque opera, comedy, comic opera, naked opera, Pavabotti, Pavabotti - The Naked Tenor, The Naked Tenor with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 28, 2010 by pavabotti

Ciao to alla mya fanza!

I expecta you azza bin wonderin’ why you ‘ave adda no comunicatizione froma me thisa noo yeara of two thousandio and tenna, especially cos eet eez the very importantio year for the bellisimo tenor wot izza likea me (two thousand and tenna, geddit?).

Letta me tella you my talea of woeo. Azza the persone from  the ‘ot part ofa the world (wot ain’t Ingladio, innit… coz I izz froma the Med, which izza mucha  ‘otta) I saw alla the whita stuff you calla snow ova Christmas and i thought what a greata floor for practisin’ my tappa dancin’ fora mya noo routine.

BIG MISTAKIO!

I go fora the step-bollock-change, likea the greata Gene Kellio, and I changea mya life instead coz I breaka the ankle and now I azza more metalio in my ankle than the forth or fiftha bridgea;  i azza so many surgical screws in my leg thata I am totally screwed, innit…

But I makea the best of the situazioni and I accepta the invitazione to pose withouta the usual Pava moves ata the Dr Sketchy’s in London, whicha izza the place where the artistio like wot you guys izz can draw me when I ainta movin’.

Wella, I tell you I ain’ta goin’ nowhere fast so catcha me still fora the change at Dr Sketchy’s ata the Royal Vauxhall Tavern on Wednesday, April 14.  I ‘ave attached the peecture to geta you alla inspired for the evenin’.

Prego, pizza, lasagne, ravioli,

Pava B xxx

For details, please see: www.drsketchylondon.co.uk

Pavabotti prepares for his appearance at Dr Sketchy's

Roxy’s Rendevouz with Pavabotti

Posted in burlesque, burlesque opera, comedy, comic opera, naked opera, Pavabotti, Pavabotti - The Naked Tenor, The Naked Tenor with tags , , , , on November 4, 2009 by pavabotti

Roxy Twirls invited me downa to her rendevouz in ‘er Southampton lair and azza you can see from the pecture by Chris Meaney we both gotta so excited at performin’ together.

Roxy, you canna twirla my balloons anytime!!??**?!

Roxy Twirls gets to grips with Pavabotti

Roxy Twirls gets to grips with Pavabotti

And ‘ere are some other photos wot the great people of Southampton took:

Pavabotti flies low at Roxy's Rendevouz

Pavabotti flies low at Roxy's Rendevouz

Pavabotti controls his enthusiasm

Pavabotti controls his enthusiasm

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